Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Greatest Television Show Ever?

This weekend, while my Libby was out buying groceries for the week and I was relaxing on the couch day dreaming about beautiful cherry blossoms and dogwoods radiating in the crisp morning sunlight; I stumbled on one of my all time favorite shows: Dino Squad.

I've forgotten how amazing this show is. First, let me start by saying that clearly Hollywood had been reading my mind for a long time. I spent the better part of my life wondering what it would be like to transformer into a dinosaur, and now Hollywood steals my idea and turns into a smash hit. 

The show's premise is pretty simple. Some anthropomorphic high school science teacher, who can turn into a velociraptor, talks to these kids via telepathy to stop earth crimes and what not. Pretty rad, I know.

The teens include Max, the brains of the operation. He turns into a T-rex, which is what I've always wanted to turn into, so Max and I are pretty similar. Then there's Caruso, sharp dressed, good looking kid. He turns into a Stegosaurus. Psssssssssst, Caruso, we all know your secret. It's okay, you're with friends. Fiona turns into a Spinosaurus, which is cool I guess. She's also the only girl in the crew so maybe she's more badass or something. I don't know. I got no problems with her. Roger is the black guy. And Buzz is the punk kid who turns into a Pteranodon. He can fly, that's awesome. Then they have a dog that turns into a pig/horse hybrid thing....okay....I don't know what that's about. Why not make him an ankylosaur or something. I guess these idiot writers don't know what the hell they're doing. 

Anyways, this show is fucking awesome and if you don't watch it you're probably a moron. And if Hollywood is listening, you stole my idea. 

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in the Dino Squad.

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